Pennsylvanians may have noticed the budget cuts of our faithful leader, Tom Corbett, have been making waves in recent news. Why one may ask? Because they are shit! The depreciation of education is deplorable and threatens to debilitate the intellectual progression of our state. While universities and teachers take the full brunt of the state deficit, Corbett has given his advisory board an 11% pay raise. Corbett also increased f...unding for state police and state employee health care benefits. All of this corruption while the welfare program remains untouched or unaltered. Also, the failure to tax natural gas drillers has been left unaddressed.
What one can take away from this is that Corbett is all about helping his own shady agenda. He's an asshole and deserves to be told so.
I propose a mass spamming of his phone line and e-mail. This probably won't change anything, but either will holding a sign outside of his office. This guy is a class-a ASSHOLE! I just want him to realize that. Dial him until his phone line gets disconnected. E-mail him over and over again. Send him your animal's excrement. Do what ever it takes to make this ass wipe realize that we won't take his shit!
Here are 10 sample thing, one may say if connected with Corbett...
1. You're fat.
2. You look like porky pig.
3. You're a fat, corrupt, pig-looking fuck.
4. Hello sir, can I interest you in some pie? I know you and your obese wife could use some.
5. Did you ever consider the debilitating effects of underfunding our educational system? How is a nation supposed to be a leading world power when its children aren't provided with proper means to learn? This is a serious concern, you fat piece of shit.
6. I think I was drunk when I voted for you. I was watching the Sarah Palin in Alaska shit earlier and must have accidentally clicked Republican. Is it too late for a re-count? Plus, I didn't realize you were such a fat, old bastard.
7. Can you please actually answer a question during press conferences? All I hear is "blah, blah, blah, I'm a fat asshole who is dancing around the truth. I hope they have free donuts."
8. Is your wife gay?
9. Did you ever read Animal Farm? You remind me of one of the characters in it and I just can't seem to put my finger on it.
10. You're a fat loser who is screwing up the state budget even worse than it already was. I mean seriously, you are only cutting education? Is that even plausible. My children can't read but I can get free condoms at the government run clinics. I have to get a second job to pay for college but your wife has a $100,000 aid that wipes her ass when she eats everything in your fridge. Teachers will loose jobs but thank god I can live free of charge in the projects. Universities will cut programs but I can still send a god damn postcard from the Pennsylvania grand canyon back to my section 8 half-a-double. You disgust me, you fat piece of shit.
Contact Info:
225 Main Capitol Building
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania 17120
Phone: (717) 787-2500
Fax: (717) 772-8284
SPREADDDDD THE WORDD!!!!